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Kids Cut - 30 Min. - $2 discount with cash

All haircuts for clients under 12 years of age. This list includes chiefs, buddies, little shavers, curtain climbers, tricycle motors and all other references to children, that typical dads like Dave often use.

$26 · 30 minutes

Haircut - 30 Min. - $2 discount with cash.

Haircut done with clippers and/or shears. No hair longer than shoulder length. At least 10 minutes of Dave's rambling stories about himself, like ball games he never actually played in and women he never actually dated. Stories included, free of charge.

$27 · 30 minutes

Senior Cut - 30 min. - $2 discount with cash

All cuts for clients 65 and older. Dave is jealous of these particular clients because they are often retired, a status of employment Dave will probably never get to experience. Also, these clients are sometimes reluctant to use those, "computer things" so they probably aren't reading this stuff anyway.

$25 · 30 minutes

2 Haircuts - 1 hr - $4 discount with cash.

The only thing that can test your resolve more than one haircut with Dave, is bringing someone with you. That's twice as many stories about his home town, his incredibly exaggerated stories about basketball accomplishments and his completely untrue stories about how many women he used to date. The cuts aren't bad though...

Starting at $52 · 1 hour

Single Blade Buzz All Over - 30 Min. - $2 discount with cash

Two blade, one blade or smooth as a baby's bottom - this service is performed with the clipper blade of your choice. This cut is so easy take care of, you'll be able to comb your hair with a wash rag.

$22 · 30 minutes

Haircut & Beard Touch Up - 30 min. - $2 discount with cash

What type of barber can accomplish a haircut and a basic beard trim in 30 minutes? One with mountains of debt like Dave. You no longer have to book a haircut and put, “beard trim” in the notes, just to find out that Dave always forgets to read his notes. Just book this one and try to be on time. Dave’s not a beautician or magician, just a humble, self-proclaimed Super Barber.

$35 · 30 minutes


David Carty