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The Meowist Thing ♥ MAIN

A meowvelous combination of daoist (meowist) massage, acupuncture, and meowist happiness coaching.

$200 · 2 hours

The Meowist Thing ♥ LITE

A meowvelous combination of daoist (meowist) massage, acupuncture, and meowist happiness coaching.

$150 · 1 hour 30 minutes

The Meowist Thing ♥ FOR MAMAS

Refine and re-find your inner space with a special post-partum re-integration session. This special Meowist Thing is a deeply relaxing daoist massage of internal organs and re-calibration of qi pathways. The session may include acupuncture and meowist coaching, as appropriate.

$200 · 2 hours

Meowist ♥ Acupuncture

Purrr. Let the message within each carefully chosen acupuncture point rumble a pawerful healing resonance, deeply, through your nervous system. Evoke this subtle light. Give it shelter in your body and mind.

$100 · 55 minutes

Meowist ♥ Chi Nei Tsang (massage)

Unwind your belly. Decompress your head. Smooth layers of your fascia. Refresh your state of restfulness. Boost your body's systems to function better and better. Process your undigested emotions, finally. Support your change. So much meow.

$120 · 55 minutes

Meowist ♥ Happiness Coaching

Purrposefully-crafted interventions at the level of the nervous system to affect your brain, subconscious mind, and body's innervated systems.

$250 · 2 hours

Meowist ♥ Happiness Coaching (package of 4 sessions)

4 x happiness coaching. Purrposefully-crafted interventions at the level of the nervous system to affect your brain, subconscious mind, and body's innervated systems. TO BE SCHEDULED IN 2 HOUR SESSIONS. MUST BE FULLY USED IN 3 MONTHS.

$900 · 5 minutes

PetQi ♥ Home Visit

Medicinal qigong therapy for your pet, whether kitty or pupper or birb or other. Please contact to schedule a mewtually agreeable time. DO NOT BOOK A TIME VIA THIS CALENDAR. One hour home visit. Travel surcharge may apply.

$100 · 1 hour

♥ Meowist Consultation

Choose this only if instructed.

Price Varies · 20 minutes

♥ Placenta Services

Placentas are dao -- they arise from nothing, do their job, and then go away. I make the Chinese tonic Zi He Che for you from your placenta. You can be involved in the medicinal preparation (rinsing + cooking + dehydrating + grinding + encapsulation). Please contact to schedule a mewtually agreeable time. DO NOT BOOK A TIME VIA THIS CALENDAR. Phone consultation plus four hour home visit. Travel surcharge may apply.

Starting at $200 · 4 hours

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